Here at God & Consequences we firmly believe in books before TV. But then happened the Internet, and Internet videos. So, just to show how up on the times we are, let’s have a little trip down MetaCafe-YouTube Lane.

* First up: Christ wasn’t the first Christ. No, seriously. Dude wasn’t. And he’d probably be offended as a Jew by the notion of pagan gods getting mixed in with his New Testament.

The Christs Before Christ - video powered by Metacafe

The thing that gets me about this one is how utterly clueless these people seem about the foundations of their faith. The early Church’s propaganda war was evidently well-fought and almost completely won.

* Who could forget the Super Best Friends–Buddha, Mohammed, Krishna, Joseph Smith, Lao Tzu, Jesus, and SeaMan.

Oh, if only all religion was like this…

* One of my favorites–the Evanescence song “Bring Me To Life” set to a montage of clips from Asoka, a movie about the man who laid the foundations for Buddhism to be a world religion. Pretty! And it rocks!

* And just for a few laughs, how about the Greatest Action Story Ever Told? (Note: if you are easily offended by parodies about Christianity, don’t play this one. And what are you doing here anyway?)

T3 And Jesus - video powered by Metacafe

Ahh. Technology is a good thing.